1890-, American Journalist
If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host.
Gabriel Heatter – [Happiness]


Mere longevity is a good thing for those who watch Life from the side lines. For those who play the game, an hour may be a year, a single day's work an achievement for eternity.
Gabriel Heatter – [Achievement]


More power than all the success slogans ever penned by human hand is the realization for every man that he has but one boss. That boss is the man — he — himself.
Gabriel Heatter – [Responsibility]


The only time some people work like a horse is when the boss rides them.
Gabriel Heatter – [Management]